Friday, July 7, 2023

Just for fun.

 May be repeated but enjoy itπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„


*Tamil-Brahmin* *Experience on Google's Search*


*Search*: Starbucks locations around me.

*Google*: Ask Amma to make you filter kaapi.


*Search*: Hair-cutting saloons near me.

*Google*: Today is Friday ; go tomorrow !


*Search* Hindu baby names? 

*Google*: If it's a boy, Thatha peru;  if girl, Paatti peru.


*Search*: How to travel the world in Rs 10 lakhs?

*Google*: World travel  ! Shut up! Put Rs 5 lakhs in fixed deposit & with remaining Rs.5 lakhs buy gold!


*Search*: Career options 

*Google*: Engineering + MS, Engineering + MBA or CA + ACS or ICWA + ACS / MBBS or BDS 


*Search*: What would be a good Holiday destination? 

*Google*: Mama's house or Athai's house.


*Search*: Healthy food.

*Google*: Thayir Saadham


*Search*: What's special in December?

*Google*: Kutcheris & Kolam (Rangoli) .


*Search*: Name some swear  words.

*Google*: Abhistoo, Saniyan, Kadangaara, Bhrummahathi.


*Search*: Suggest some Restaurants.

*Google*: Innikku ammavasai. Have palagaram at home only .


*Search*: Lyrics for latest film song?

*Google*: Song lyrics a? Mudhalla idhai kathukko, "Vishwam Vishnur Vashatkaro"...


*Search*: Suggest Grooms.

*Google*: Did you mean groom with M.S. & employed in USA?


*Search*: Best wedding destinations in the world 

*Google*: No weddings in Aadi Maasam.


*Search*: Travel time to destination.

*Google*: It's Raahu Kalam now. Leave after 09.30 am . 


*Search*: Name some interesting hobbies?

*Google*: Carnatic Music , Bharatnatyam & Slokam / Bhagwath Gita Recital .


*Search*: Cause for nail infection.

*Google*: No cutting nails on Friday. Or after 6 pm ie Sunset on all other days.


*Search*: Legal marriageable age for boys?

*Google:* Poonal Pottacha?


*Search:* Menu ideas for parties

*Google*: 

Iyers : Vathakozhambu & Sutta applam.

Iyengars : Puliyodharai & Dodhyonam with Pickle 


*Search*: Supplements for development of brain.

*Google*: Vendakkai 


*Search*: Cool slangs to address peers.

*Google*: For Men - Maama & Women - Maami.


*Search*: Latest fashion.

*Google*: Madisar & Panchakacham. If children are abroad, mukka pant and T Shirt.

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